No, we are not referencing the village of cannibals among The Walking Dead, but rather the world’s most recent spasm of human supremacist oblivion, being a bloated vessel christened by “iconic” genius of global footie Leo Messi, here transmuted into a feckless shill for commercial whatevs; a megametamaxi casserole of kitsch launched (perversely) as “Icon of the Seas.” Below, a few images from the promo video; captions added by DP.

MOTHER OCEAN NOT WELCOME INSIDE THIS STORY

ICON OF THE ME, ME & ME: STICK A FORK IN IT

PASSENGER PREPARES TO BE FLUSHED

SO MUCH PASTA REQUIRES A LENGTHY DIGESTIVE TRACT

BAKE FOR TWO WEEKS AT 350 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT AND THEN PROCEED TO THE VOMITORIUM

APPARENT SIMULACRUM OF A GHOST MALL IN PARAMUS NEW JERSEY INVADED BY A HOVERCRAFT IN THE SHAPE OF A SUPPOSITORY.
Bon voyage!
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